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What’s in a nickname?

8/4/2022

8 Comments

 
PictureResemblances have inspired many a nickname.
By John Coldebella
 
It is the opinion of many Australians that the arts are undervalued in this country and that they have never been given the recognition they deserve for their contribution to our culture.  This was borne out during the Covid 19 pandemic lockdowns when people employed in the arts industry received little or no financial support compared to those involved in all other areas of the economy.  During this time, the arts had many advocates.  Of all the art forms, it could be argued that the most formally unrecognised is the allocation of nicknames.  They are everywhere and many encompass the spirit of the Australian sense of humour, some hitting the mark in ways that border on the poetic while others could be described as sheer genius.

The reasons for their allocation fall into half a dozen or so basic categories, physical appearance being the most common. These are generally self-evident and one look at the person will tell you how they came to have that name.  Then there are behaviours and tendencies, past actions, variations of surnames, abbreviations of names, resemblance to a celebrity, television or movie star, the ironic, and circumstances that may befall an individual.  Some of these categories can overlap and so the person called Lefty who had his right arm amputated at the elbow comes under both the appearance and circumstance categories.  Some names serve for short periods while others last for a life time.  Such is the sticking power and pervasiveness  of some names that there have been characters whose real name I only learned when I saw it printed in their death notice. Of course, the nickname appeared in brackets in between their given and surnames.  Some are only used within families, within groups of friends or within towns, while others are known over whole districts and can even go national if the person has a large enough public profile.  
 
A nickname used in combination with a surname adds a whole different flavour to the delivery, and there can be further enhancement when the two names begin with the same letter.  Examples of this include Rocker Rixon and Slugger Sullivan, or Tom Terrific who liked to tell his workmates of his many talents, exploits and achievements.  In extreme  cases, this can venture towards the realm of tongue-twisters if enough syllables are involved.  Used amongst close friends, the surname is unnecessary.  Everyone in that group knows who is being referred to.  Sometimes a surname acts as a necessary clarification, distinguishing one Pud, Rat or Curly from another.
 
When I considered this topic, I began jotting down the names that came at first in a trickle.  These were the most common names that would arise in any town: for example, I know of three people referred to as 'Pud' in Wonthaggi and it would be a rare town that didn't have a Red or Bluey.  Then I remembered characters from my past who had disappeared from my memory, some of them deceased.  Then I realised I was missing the names of many who are close to me, which led to the further realisation that these names are so ingrained that they are taken for granted and not noticed.  
 
Getting down to the nuts and bolts of the matter, Pud, Whale, Fat, Fatty, Tank, Masher, Mud Guts, Chopper, Bull, Slim, Spud, Beefy, Pig, Pugsley and Porky are all of a solid build.  Sparrow, Stick, Worm and Bones are not.  Stretch and Big Bird are tall.  Shorty, Stump, Tiny, Pip and Mini are not.  Wing nut and Flapsy have prominent ears.  Hook, Honk, Hooter and Concorde have prominent noses.  Rust Head, Carrot head, Bluey, Red, Ranga and Torch all have red hair.  Curly and Jex Head speak for themselves  as does Lippy.  Skull, Chrome Dome and Mr. Sheen have either no hair or a large portion of it missing. Spike had short, military style haircuts as a child.  Blockhead, Box Head and Square Skull have a large head.  Pinhead and Chickenhead do not.  Buggs and Rabbit have prominent front teeth.  Gummy had no teeth.  Pinky was albino.  People in the solid build category can retain the name given to them in their childhood or teenage years four or five decades after their weight loss technically disqualified them from that category.  Such is the sticking power of names.

Delvine was a burly, blokey Gippsland plumber who shared a surname with a 1970s TV identity.  Gomer was a Gippsland footballer who resembled Jim Nabors.  Rambo served for a while in the ADF.  Barney had a surname that rhymed with rubble.  I don't know how Zorro got his name.  Grasshopper had a very short haircut that reminded his workmates of the trainee martial artist in the Kung Fu TV series.  Brute was a maths teacher who resembled a well known wrestler.  ​
PictureThis one didn't stick.
There was a time when former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd was portrayed by sections of the Australian media as Sergeant Shultz from the TV show Hogan's Heroes.  This prompted others to consider that former Howard Government Minister Peter Reith probably bore more resemblance to Schultz's commanding officer, Colonel Klink, than Rudd did to Schultz, but neither name stuck.
 
Animals make a category of their own.  I have known a Tiger, Doggy, Tom Cat and Tip Cat – who are brothers – Big Pig and Little Pig – also siblings. Shark, Beetle, Worm, Grubs, Maggots, Slug, Horse, Bull, Ferret, Wombat, Chook – you're asking for it if your surname is Fowles or Fowler, Chick, Hedgehog, Gopher, Blackbird, Frog, Moose, Duck, Ostrich, Stork, Sparrow, Kookaburra, Magpie, numerous Rats, and one of my all-time favourites: Garfish, a tall thin man with a thin pointy nose.  Some of the above names would make for an interesting antipodean variation of the Chinese astrology wheel.  How cool and auspicious to be born in the year of the ferret or garfish.  
 
Representing plant life are Bluegum, Bushy, Tussock, Tony Cabbage, and the previously mentioned Stick, Carrot Head and Spud.  One is clearly much more likely to be named after an animal or bird than a plant.  This makes sense given what I said about names being inspired by appearances and behaviour.
 
Some names have a good ring to them and roll easily off the tongue. Mad Mick, Ronny the Rat and Billy the Bat - which also fall under the animal kingdom category, Clive Alive, The Red Bucket Man, Leapy Lee, Loose Bruce, Pea Pod Rod, Tony the Patch – whose job it was to repair holes in our roads, Louey the Lip and Rodney Ratshit.  
 
Bowser and Thirsty enjoyed a beer, as did Drunken Duncan.  Kabana had  a liking for certain smallgoods.  The friends of Axe thought that was what must have been used to cut his hair.  Maggots had a similar sounding surname.  The Moth had a reputation for knocking on doors regardless of the hour of night as long as he saw a light on.  Myxo would always come home with a large haul of rabbits when he went ferreting.  Moo had a surname that rhymed with cow.  Noah seemed to know everything about everything.  ​

PictureJohnny Smith, Jubby and Kookaburra, Bells Portal, 1983
A Columbian national working in Australia who had a given and surname that were very common in his home country was renamed Johnny Smith.  Former Australian rules footballer Joel Corey who played for Geelong Football Club was considered by his team mates to have two given names and no proper surname, so they called him Smithy.
 
Some people have nicknames that they are known by, but for legal reasons are never addressed with that name.  Such was the case with the long since deceased Matches, a highly regarded public figure with a long involvement in politics who was considered without a shred of evidence by some of his constituents to be capable of serial arson for insurance purposes.
 
 In a strange twist, while some people of  continental European origin have dropped the vowels from the end of their names in order to sound more Anglo, some of those vowels have found their way onto the end of shortened versions of Anglo-Saxon surnames such as Jackson, Johnson, Davidson, Robson, Robertson, Robinson, Anderson, Jameson, Jamieson, Patterson, Simpson, Thompson and Wilkinson so that people who have those names have become Jacko, Johnno, Davo, Robbo, Ando, Jammo, Patto, Simmo, Thommo and Wilko.  Bazza, Dazza, Gazza and Shazza also have a vowel replacing a consonant at the end of their name.  For reasons unknown to me Kaz, Jaz, Maz, Mez, Coz, Loz and Roz don't qualify for a vowel.   In a similar vein, many people with a single syllable surname will be referred to by that name with the letter y added, such as  Bondy, Jonesy, Delly, Dunny, Biggsy, Toddy, Whitey, Rhodesy, Jubby, Youngy and Warney. 
 
It's not outside the realms of possibility for me to have attended a local gathering where I might or might not have run into Barkers, Naj, Punk, Nishy, Youngin, Sketty, Smell, Stiff, Nutty, Ticky, Tosca, Tex, Squeakey, Stitchy, Skin, Pap, Pump, Passa, Chipsy, Chuckles, Cha, Choc, Rags, Shosh, Cash, Con, Cummo, Cool, Zippo, Jumbo, Piddle, Peefer, Pill, Parks, Hoycs, Fanny, Fry, Snapper, Shifter, Scab, Rabies, Ranji, Dodger, Killer, Fang, Lout, Noddy, Quacka, Wozza, Moofa, Jock, Goon, Yank, Missy, Croc, Bags, Doogs, Dools, Oobs, Banger, Morph, Gargoyle, Gurney, Bloater, Brack, Fingers, Frecka- AKA Herman, Wart, Yardo, everyone mentioned in the preceding paragraphs and maybe even someone who answered to the given name which appeared on their birth certificate.
 
In tribute to, and in memory of all those characters who have wittingly and unwittingly brought a smile to our faces by being who they are, both those who have graciously accepted the names given to them, and those who came up with them.  Long live the arts and the Australian sense of humour.
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8 Comments
Anne Heath Mennell
9/4/2022 01:16:49 pm

Brilliant, John.
Entertaining and enlightening, especially for a migrant like me.
More please!

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John Coldebella
9/4/2022 07:17:19 pm

Thanks Anne. I had to submit this article twice because I kept remembering more names, some of them right under my nose that hadn't come to mind. Some more that I have remembered include Foxy, Cricket, Wallaby, Sheep, Lambie, Runt and Lizard- a girl who would poke out her tongue in response to boys teasing her in the school playground. From a Vegan perspective, Boots and Ham could also be added to the animal category given that they are animal products. Then there were Rab, Spadda and Old Bill Young- not a nickname but an interesting contradiction of terms.

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liane arno
9/4/2022 02:19:31 pm

When we first bought the pub at Archies Creek we didn't find out anyone's real name - we were only introduced to their nicknames. It was tricky when wives would ring to find out if their errant husbands were still there - and of course used their real names. We were very honest when we replied there was no one there of that name in the pub - to the sniggers of the drinkers! They insisted in us having a nickname. Matt with his tall, slim features and his sense of humour was unmistakenly Basil Fawlty (Baz for short). They insisted that must make me Sybil - but I resisted. And so to this day to many we are Baz and Mrs Fawlty.

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Simon Chipper
10/4/2022 07:42:23 am

Nice one John!
Best thing I’ve read in a long time.
What about Black Frank ?

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John Coldebella
10/4/2022 08:56:20 am

Thanks Simon. I also forgot Black Bob- R.I.P. No doubt, more will continue to come to mind.

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Mark Robertson
10/4/2022 02:47:37 pm

Well done little Johnny. The memories flood back. I notice that the vast majority of nicknames are for blokes, women seem to only have their names shortened in most cases. Perhaps there is an anthropologist who could shed light on this perplexing question?

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Marjie Scott
20/4/2022 07:18:10 pm

I enjoyed a beer with Fry and Carms two nights ago!

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Giulia Sibly
22/4/2022 07:15:09 pm

I'm sitting here with tears running down my cheeks from laughing. More please.

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