Bob Middleton spent his working life in the wool industry, classing, buying, selling and teaching. He had a weakness for horses, dogs and pigeons. Bob died in November 2018.
Beasts of burden
Bob Middleton reflects on the demise of Murray Goulburn, Australia’s last great dairy farmers’ co-operative.
Bedtime stories
In a violent world, Bob Middleton hankers for a bit more fantasy. Cartoon by Natasha Williams-Novak
Man about town
Countryman Bob Middleton considers the consolations of his new suburban life, including kangaroos at the back gate and a Dan Murphy’s round the corner.
Crossing the border
These days, Bob Middleton has given up outback safaris for a more sedate mode of travel but he still finds himself in strife.
Michael of Krowera
Michael is a man with a problem. He has a weak heart, the kind that melts when he sees someone or something in need. Story by Bob Middleton, cartoon by Natasha Williams-Novak
Man and machine
Bob Middleton wonders wonder how his father would cope with the world today if given the chance to revisit. Cartoon by Natasha Williams-Novak
The final flight
Bob Middleton grieves for a gentle creature brought undone by an apparently never-ending landscape. Drawing by Kristen D’Aquila
In memoriam: footy, laughter and war
A turn around the Loch footy oval has Bob Middleton contemplating the roar of the crowd and the waste of war.
Time marches on
One minute you’re in your prime; the next people are offering you their seat. Bob Middleton contemplates the ignominies – and pleasures – of growing old. Cartoon by Natasha Williams-Novak
Never too late for a fresh start
As she prepares for her first exhibition at the age of 85, Wonthaggi artist Kathy West talks to Bob Middleton about the long path to fulfilling her love of art.
Changing of the guard
Bob Midlleton visits Emma Brown, whose maremma dogs are outfoxing the chicken killers.
Banking on a fine single malt
The post office and pub have gone, but the small village of Loch continues to reinvent itself in unexpected ways, writes Bob Middleton.
Express post, tide permitting
Rain, gale or fog, the mail always gets over to French Island. Bob Middleton meets a postman with a difference.
No, Minister!
We shouldn’t have to remind the Minister for the Environment that he is in office to protect our natural treasures, writes Bob Middleton.
Fibs, whoppers and beautiful lies
With the news full of lies and liars, BOB MIDDLETON crosses his heart and swears that some lies are forgiveable.
Striking the right note
Bob Middleton meets Inverloch’s master luthier, Jonathan Parise, born and trained in Stradivarius country.
The Bass Coast sound
The non-playing BOB MIDDLETON finds himself talking middle eights and Gibson Firebirds.
Chance encounter
A visit to Punchbowl had Bob Middleton thinking about beagles and foxes and too much hay.
Cunning as a chicken killer
Bob Middleton was always on the fox’s side, until the night he forgot to lock the chook shed.
Of plastic bags and paper cups
As he carefully separates his bottles, newspapers and plastic from the rubbish, Bob Middleton has a sneaking suspicion he’s being conned.