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The class of `76

10/11/2025

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Granville South High School, Year 12, 1976
By Geoff Ellis

WE DIDN’T all dream of winning a grand final but we all had dreams. Almost 50 years ago our form at Granville South High School graduated into the adult world. Now is the time to contrive a gathering. A simple virtual roll call or a boots `n` all reunion? Something in between.

Decisions. Dare to face the mirror and attend in person? Sure, there’s the minor risk of awkward small talk or trying to remember a name. We can break the ice and tick off the basics with pre-emptive social media or WhatsApp posts. Marital status, family, are you an orphan? A lot of that gets sorted by the googling and the intros.

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Petrol before people

16/5/2025

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PictureIn the midst of a housing crisis, five houses are being demolished for one more service station.
By Geoff Ellis
 
THE road to Wonthaggi is signposted by a series of competing service stations. Stop in the right turn lane opposite the car accessory place and you've arrived.

​While you wait for the green light, look around and consider what that vision says about us. 
 
On the corner of McKenzie St and Korumburra Road, three buildings, containing at least five dwellings, are being demolished to make way for a fourth petrol station in Wonthaggi, three of them within a 500m radius. In the middle of a housing crisis.
 
There were 17 objections to this development. Bass Coast Shire Council rejected it in August 2024, with councillors arguing that Wonthaggi did not need another petrol station. 


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​Any time, any where

27/2/2025

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PictureGeoff Ellis searches for the sweet spot between reality and virtuality.
By Geoff Ellis
 
I WAS arranging a much needed connection to Starlink, Elon's user friendly satellite service. The tech guru told me I’d made the right choice because I live "in the middle of nowhere". 
 
Seems to me we live in the middle of everywhere. While waiting for my toast to pop the other morning I checked on a few friends. One had been fighting fires overnight in northern NSW, one was hunkering down for a heatwave in Newcastle and another breathlessly reported “just rode to Cabramatta to visit my favourite roast duck and pork place. The whole market area was buzzing with hundreds of people, and it was only 8.00 am!"


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Calling the shots

12/12/2024

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PictureDon’t be surprised if a bunch of people stop you in the street and
ask if they can take your photo.. Cheryl was happy to oblige.
By Geoff Ellis
 
"GOOD morning. Can we take your photo? We're the photography group from Bass Coast Adult Learning."
 
BCAL’s photography and friendship group is all about having fun and getting the most from your phone or camera. Each Tuesday around 9.30am we gather at our home base, the art room at the Jean Melzer Campus on White Road, Wonthaggi, to swap photos and stories about the past week then plot our next adventure. 
 
Sometimes we decide to stay on campus to print and frame pics for our ongoing exhibitions. We might do a book one day. Sometimes we study technical aspects of photography. Mostly, we head off to explore a landscape or historical feature. As we click away we discuss ideas for pics - different angles, effects, close ups, panorama … we give anything a go.


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Big Honcho to the rescue

11/9/2024

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By Geoff Ellis

I SPOTTED it on my way into Wonny, a freebie mower on a nature strip. I checked it out on the return leg: a Rover Big Honcho with Turbothrust (registered trademark). A note on the rusty handlebar advised "Will start on eighth go".

A diagnostic tug on the starter cord produced the right noises as the cylinder struck top dead centre. Good compression! With my foot planted against the rear wheel I yanked the cord again. Clunk, clang. Try  again!  The motor turned freely then coughed to a halt. Clunk, bang.

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​Invitation to a memory

12/7/2024

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PictureJanet Budge's fabric collage "Woodland Walk" won second prize and the People's Choice award in the Woodlands Exhibition.
By Geoff Ellis
 
JANET Budge can be found in the Wonthaggi Goods Shed on Monday mornings, sharing her love of materials amidst the whirr of sewing machines and the laughter of friends. She started this sewing group a couple years ago so people could learn while sharing ideas and experience. They’re coming along in leaps and bounds, crafting quilts and bags and all sorts of clothing, each one a unique work of art. ​


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That rings a bell

16/5/2024

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By Geoff Ellis
 
JUST find your spot and start talking … it’s not like school, you don’t have to stand up straight and recite. The aim of our poetry group is to create a safe space in which to discuss, write and share poetry. If you like, someone else can read your pieces. Your presence is the most important contribution.
 
Read a Poem Aloud (RAPA) Day was initially the first Monday of each month at the Wonthaggi Library. Due to popular demand, every day is now a RAPA day. Some poets requested a focused time slot, so we have decided to gather from 2pm to 3pm every Wednesday. We’re calling this hour “Poetry Therapy”. Everyone is welcome.

​Poetry therapy? People can’t always say what they mean. It can be tough to express thoughts and fears lest you be judged. 



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Australian made

25/1/2024

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Picture​Geoff Ellis finds himself the custodian of things that were built to last.
By Geoff Ellis
 

THAT tricycle next to the door? It's a Cyclops #17, the childhood treasure of a farmer who taught me how to work with the land and 400 cows. Even with that handful of damned jerseys. During his farm clearing, he went to toss the relic on the pile of scrap metal that commemorated five generations of dairy farmers. I argued so vehemently for its retention that he gave it to me as my farewell present. Better than a carton of stubbies, Stewie's original paddock basher turns 80 this year.


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The numbers are good today

23/3/2023

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PictureThe morning routine starts with a finger prick and
ends with toast.
By Geoff Ellis
 
MY NUMBER is good today, less than 10. As the coffee draws, two slices of toast await a smear of avocado. The dogs are at the front gate, watching rabbits dodge speeding tradies. As the dust cloud settles I dial up four units.
 
Haemochromatosis! It needs a catchy name – “rusty blood” or “the Irish condition", perhaps – and a marketing campaign. (In the blood, May 9, 2015) The accumulation of dietary iron in my body is easily controlled through therapeutic blood donation. It’s the damage done before diagnosis that has recently reached the tipping point. 

​“Recently” is a delusional description in my case. It was 2020. As the lockdowns and fear kept people inside, it was easy to postpone, then cancel, those pesky blood tests and check-ups. Life online enabled me to feed the cravings for sweet treats.  Zoom meetings became a smorgasbord of chips, lollies and soft drinks. And there were lots of Zoom meetings. My PB was 11 spread across one very long day. Next morning I woke with a massive sugar hangover.
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As good as Melbourne!

16/2/2023

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Build a better hospital and they will come, or so it seems. Since the new Wonthaggi hospital opened in December, previously healthy locals seem to have become strangely accident prone. The Post asked two of them, Geoff Ellis and Vilya Congreave, for their first impressions. ​

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A tale of two gardens

15/12/2022

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PictureAmidst the freezing gales of this strange summer, Geoff Ellis has time to reflect on those
who came before. Photo: Catherine Watson
By Geoff Ellis
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DAYLIGHT saving is wasted here. We’re burning wood till midnight to keep warm through nights of slashing rain. The days are punctuated by freezing gales. This season has gone bung.

Grass thrives and silent mowers rust. Pity the poor gardeners, watching from windows, waiting for a break as drains become moats. We need to weed and plant and mow. Now! And mow once more before Santa crash-lands in a nearby paddock. 

Yuletide is turning into a tsunami so the one sunny day this week couldn’t be wasted, despite that wind and despite the softness underfoot.


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Solidarity forever

4/5/2022

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The comrades gather under the Wonthaggi mine whistle.
By Geoff Ellis
 
"WHAT if you were the only one here?" John Carson asks as he ponders the possibility of life without unions or collective action. "We need each other to be strong."
 
May Day – otherwise known as Labour Day – commemorates the granting of the eight-hour working day for Australians. Wonthaggi has a proud tradition of May Day rallies and marches, since the mining days when the miners fought for fair wages and safe working conditions. In 1937, 200 miners and their families travelled in convoy to the Melbourne May Day march with their union banners.

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A year through the lens

22/4/2022

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PictureSharing expertise is part of the learning experience.
By Geoff Ellis

A YEAR ago Bass Coast Adult Learning asked me to run a weekly photography and friendship session for people on the National Disability Insurance Scheme.

One person turned up for the first session. Josh didn’t bring a camera but he did have a smart phone and a tripod.

By the fourth week we had three participants signed up. They decided we needed an engaging collective name and we became ‘Thru the Lens’.


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'​We’re ready.’

27/1/2022

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PictureJosh Latham: “Someone with a disability can be the best worker you have.”
By Geoff Ellis

JOSH Latham has plenty of reasons to get out of bed early these days. Now he’s inviting business leaders to join him for breakfast.
 
Headlined “Diverse- ability”, an early morning event at Wonthaggi Golf Club will showcase the great opportunities that arise through employment of people of all abilities. 

​Beau Vernon is the keynote speaker and a panel of experts will discuss the positive results when barriers to employment are removed. The statistics point to reduced absenteeism and increased productivity. Other benefits, such as loyalty and dedication, are beyond measure.

 
To illustrate the key messages of this breakfast, Maxima Joblink has asked Drift Media to produce a video to showcase Josh’s busy workday.


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On yer bike, 80 years on

16/12/2021

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PictureAt last Geoff Ellis finds a use for his father’s collection of mysterious
bike tools. Photos: Kate Harmon
By Geoff Ellis
 
A YOUNG boy once spent a hot afternoon hiding on the rusty tin roof of a two-torey terrace. He had outrun a police officer through the back lanes of Redfern and was too afraid to come down.
 
The officer had spotted him riding a bike that looked too good for the boy. The cop accused him of theft and demanded he hand over the bike and cop a beating as punishment. The boy sped down the nearest lane, through a gate and shoved the bike under a verandah before ascending to the roof via a drainpipe. He heard the copper cursing for what seemed like a lifetime. When the sun went down the boy climbed down, retrieved the bike and pedaled for home.


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KAPOW! The deaf experience

16/11/2021

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PictureChelle Destefano invites her hearing audience to enter her world.
By Geoff Ellis
 
HALF way through an Auslan poetry recital, Chelle Destefano gestures like an erupting volcano. That's her answer to "What does Kapow look like in Auslan?"
 
"Like in Batman?" she is asked.
 
Chelle has come to Bass Coast Adult Learning’s life skills class to teach us about Auslan poetry and to share Deaf culture. Through her on-line interpreter, she explains that she saw a lot of TV when she was a kid. She did watch Batman but was intrigued by a show about the boy who could fly. She didn't understand why he flew or the full storyline as there were no subtitles, no words for Chelle.


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​Pallets for beginners

4/11/2021

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Geoff Ellis’s guide to the wonderful world of pallet fencing, furniture and firewood.
Above: the Great Wall of Pallets
By Geoff Ellis
 
EVER wondered what happens to those stacks of pallets outside Bunnings? A fair few of them have ended up at my place. There’s almost nothing you can’t do with a pallet. I use pallets for fencing, firewood and furniture.
 
Along the way, I’ve picked up a fair bit of experience, most of it the hard way. I thought it was time to share what I’ve learned.

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Signs of the times

22/10/2021

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PictureArtSpace's doors are open again. You're welcome to enter, conditionally.
By Geoff Ellis

THE council refurbished the building, we rewrote our procedures and our volunteers are refreshed. The cleaners came through yesterday. We've got a great new exhibition - Paint, Print and Plinth - to show. We're ready.

The restrictions eased at 1159 pm yesterday. Party Time! Our front door opened for the public at 11am today.  Arty time! (sorry, it was a late night) 

A lot of businesses are displaying new signs to reflect the conditions of entry into this grave new world of living with COVID. The ink has just dried on our new greeting signs. We have worded them to be welcoming yet instructive.


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Pens’ Anzac heritage

24/9/2021

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PictureSpecial pens for homesick Aussie troops. Photo: Alan Hurst
By Geoff Ellis
 
THE Wonthaggi Woodies are turning timber into pens. 
 
The Woodies have been entrusted with a load of timber that has great historical significance. The tree it came from is directly descended from the original Gallipoli Lone Pine which grew from a seedling planted at Inverloch Cemetery some decades ago.
 
'Pens for The Troops' is a nationwide community-based project that lets Australian military personnel serving overseas know that folks back home are thinking of them. The hand-made pens are presented on Anzac Day and Remembrance Day to everyone from commanders to those down the line as a morale booster for people who are far from home.


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Tales of Catwoman

16/7/2021

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PictureJoy Herring: "Cats should never be
in charge in a household."
By Geoff Ellis
 
REHOMING cats is a numbers game. Kittens can become mothers from four months old, then have as many as four litters a year. In 2005, when Joy Herring and her daughter Caroline became kitten foster carers for the RPSCA, pounds and shelters operated under the 28-day rule - they had four weeks to find a forever home.
 
Those all too short weeks covered quarantine, bringing the condition of the cat up to standard and finding a new owner. If they didn’t, cats and kittens were treated like vermin. Thousands of kittens, pregnant cats and mothers nursing babies were routinely euthanised.

​Joy and Caroline were handed many sets of kittens to take home to get them up to the 750 grams they needed to be before they could be desexed. One ginger kitten was borderline in reaching the required weight. An anticipated reprieve didn’t eventuate and the kitten they had loved and cared for was euthanised. They were devastated.



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Don’t bank on it

18/6/2021

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PictureCharlie Chaplin got his own back in The Bank.
By Geoff Ellis
 
LAST century I joined a credit union. It was staffed by friendly locals who taught me how to get money out of the hole in their wall. Most Fridays I popped in to pay back a few twenties from my pay packet. Everyone on both sides of the counter was happy. 
 
Since then I have moved many times while they have expanded through multiple mergers. As the number of branches declined, online banking became the order of the day
 
Eventually I moved interstate. Although there were no branches in Victoria I still did my banking through that credit union. Monthly statements kept arriving in the mail box to ensure that I could keep track.
 
The years rolled on. The credit union became a bank. Last year weird text messages started arriving from something called Sydney Mutual Bank reminding me that my payment was due. Then overdue.


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Mystery Road

3/6/2021

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PictureThe view from the mullock heap to the desal park
By Geoff Ellis
 
WEST Area Road shouldn’t be a mystery. It starts at the hospital roundabout and leads past Donmix, the rescue station, the motocross track and Townsend's Nursery, only to come to a sudden halt at a locked steel gate. What lies beyond?
 
Early this week I took a stroll with Neil Rankine along the track that starts at that locked gate. It heads for the desal park (AKA the Victorian Desalination Plant Ecological Reserve) but can't quite get you there due to a strip of farmland that is the missing link in a trail that should be Wonthaggi’s version of The Tan.


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Fire in the belly

8/4/2021

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PictureThe invisible illness: Bright smiles and yellow flowers
belie the bravery of the participants in a recent
endometriosis forum at Corinella.
By Geoff Ellis
 
BACK in the eighties my then partner was often crippled for three or four days every month. Not bedridden, just lounge bound, lying on her side, wrapped around a pillow with a hot wheat bag against her stomach, with another wheat bag warming in the microwave. She’d been living this ordeal since she was 13. Under the “don’t tell, don’t ask” understanding we didn’t talk about it much, if at all. It was all women’s business back then.
 
A couple of weeks ago I went to Corinella Hall to listen to women who struggle against a bastard condition called endometriosis that needs more publicity. Dr Scott Pearce, a leading specialist surgeon, was centre stage, with three women beside him, talking about their battles with the condition, called endo for short.


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A labour of love

25/3/2021

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PictureDaryl Hook: "Who would want to leave this place?"
Photos: Geoff Ellis
By Geoff Ellis
 
FOUR decades ago Daryl and Margaret Hook bought a "green desert" in Pound Creek.

These days there are so many trees that Daryl worries about long-neck turtles being crushed in his driveway. As he demonstrates how the turtles turn in circles to dig holes for their eggs, he talks like the coach of a team that's one point behind at three quarter time. 
We need  to get out there and guard those damned eggs, then plant more trees and spread some compost tea. Then plant more trees.
 
I can’t quite believe he’s pulled off those giant boots and called full time. Sure, there’s a new house, another farm and some money in the bank but who’ll be jigging around Pound Creek to spread all that Landcare love?
 
Looking back, Daryl and Margaret always had a game plan. Here it is in his own words.


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A home of one’s own

12/3/2021

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PictureCartoon: Natasha Williams-Novak
By Geoff Ellis
 
BASS Coast’s homeless people aren’t all living in the wetlands. Far from it. People sleep in cars. They couch surf, moving from one friend’s home to another before the burden of their presence becomes too great. Varying degrees of lockdown add an extra layer of complication to their existence.
 
The imminent decrease in the JobSeeker payment when the COVID supplement ends on March 31 will coincide with the removal of protective rental measures. Service providers and community organisations such as the Wonthaggi Neighbourhood Centre are worried about how many people will need help in April and beyond.


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